Bryn's
mention of my new rug is blowing up my little corner of the internet---those of you dropping by from Bryn's blog, welcome. My friend Marisa has told me I should post something new and witty for all of you stopping by, but I don't perform well under pressure and now I have stage fright, so you'll just have to read about my shower curtains instead.
The Mister's bathroom is on my
list of projects to do this year. I've had a few ideas, but the Mister's bathroom is putting up a good fight.
After the Mister
put his foot down on a pink bathroom, I decided to keep the yellow walls and turned my attention to
yellow and gray shower curtains. Of which there are none in the whole wide world.
So, I decided to make my own. How hard could it be? (Hear the foreshadowing? Dun dun dun....)
First fail:I will paint a chevron pattern on a full size bedsheet from Walmart! All I have to do is make buttonholes for the curtain hooks, and hem the bottom of the sheet.
One problem....when I said I had
learned to sew, I should have written down how to thread the machine. Numerous tutorials on YouTube later, I am still unable to thread the machine.
(Cost so far: $8 for one full size flat sheet, $12 for fabric paint and brushes.)
Not giving up! I will paint a plain white shower curtain!
Second fail:I find a plain white cotton fabric (not polyester or pvc--harder to find than one might think) shower curtain at Target. Its a waffle weave, which I'm afraid might be hard to tape off, but I will try.
Have I mentioned that math is not my friend?
I fold the shower curtain in half and get a center line. From there....uh....I bet there's math involved! Eff it! I will just free hand some chevrons.
One row later.....that doesn't look very even. And how am I going to evenly tape off seven more rows? Ok, lets have some cookies and put that back in the closet for a while.
A few days later....my sister (who does math-y crap for a living) comes to visit. I make her do the math. She figures out that I need to put in a chevron every 11.84 inches, both vertically and horizontally, with one at 11.something else.
I stare blankly at her.
She says, "have you considered maybe just buying that $90 shower curtain you liked so much?"
I put the shower curtain back in the closet for a while.
(Cost so far, $14.99 for a white shower curtain, $8 for tape, $20 for two gray bath mats plus a few hours of my life I will never get back. )
Third fail:I am at Target yet again (I live there), when I see this shower curtain, which was not at this particular Target the last four times I have been to this Target and looked for this particular shower curtain. Woot woot!
I hang this shower curtain. While I like the design (very
David Hicks--am I the only who thinks that Target has a bunch of design bloggers on the payroll?), the color does not work with the yellow walls. The curtain is a strong deep yellow, while the walls are a creamy yellow with unfortunate peach undertones.
The other thing that doesn't work is the curtain rod. It breaks as I attempt to hang it. (The above picture is my mother in law holding it up--see her hands?)
(Cost: $14.99 for shower curtain, $18 for two yellow diamond bathmats, and now I have to go buy a curtain rod.)
So! So far I have spent $95.98, and yet have nothing but a shower my husband can't use until I buy a new curtain rod. The bathroom wins this round, but I'll be back. Preferably with an idea that doesn't involve me making my own shower curtain.